No Seatbelts Three Tone Tee

Introducing the most irresponsibly responsible tee you’ll ever own. This shirt boldly states what no sane person actually believes: that real men laugh in the face of safety—until reality (or physics) proves otherwise. Yes, we know it’s a bit misogynistic, but let’s be honest, it’s mostly just moronic—which is exactly why we had to put it on a shirt.

DISCLAIMER: We absolutely encourage wearing seatbelts, obeying traffic laws, and making good life choices. But we also encourage looking ridiculously cool while funding our club’s questionable activities. Every purchase supports our ongoing shenanigans, whether it’s fixing up our rides, burning rubber, or just keeping the dream alive.

So buckle up (seriously, do it), grab a tee, and help fuel our need for speed—responsibly, of course.

• Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.